Katie Price: ‘I still sleep with Alex and I want to talk to a rapist.’

Katie Price: ‘I still sleep with Alex and I want to talk to a rapist.’

This is fun. Everyone is writing about Katie Price still sleeping with Alex Reid and how she thinks Peter Andre is just plain evil.

In an interview published in ES magazine today she has shit to say on just about everything, most of it you can read over there, but be warned it’s thick girl boring.

On Alex Reid:

    ‘Do I go and f*** Joe Public or do I f*** an ex? Can anyone here tell me that they’ve never f***ed an ex?’

On Plastic surgery:

    ‘I like my old nose. If I could get it out the cupboard and put it on, then I would’

On Peter Andre:

    ‘Pete’s probably still in f***ing love with me. That’s the problem. There’s a thin line between love and hate’

    via Evening Standard

Where I’m going with this is an altogether scarier place. Katie talks about her dream project, going into prisons and interviewing serial killers and rapists.

On serial killers:

    “My main dream – and I’m trying to get Living TV to do it – is to go into prison and interview serial killers, rapists, murderers, psychopaths. I’m so interested in the brain. I read true crime. I’m not interested in any bollocks made-up stuff; it’s got to be true.”

‘I’m interested in the brain???’  This is lost and confused at it’s best. Do I actually need to write anymore or are we all on the same song sheet.

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Katie Price hairstyles

Katie Price was a brunette last time we saw her but sometimes prefer blonde. Whatever her colour she wears it with long single strand hair extension. You’ll pay £500-700 (we estimate) for the single strand hair extensions, as sported by Katie Price, and bought allegedly from a top London Hair Salon. (This is for the real hair extensions only and does not include the price for applying them and restyling your hair once the extensions are in place). On the other hand you can look round and pay up to 70% less for similar real hair extensions which purport to be of the same quality. This would bring the material costs down to £150 - £210 and make a massive saving of £350 - £490! This is exactly the credit-crunch discount we are all looking for. But should you buy them on the cheap? Should you buy them at all?


This question would be far easier to answer if we knew where the real human hair – some times more than 24 inches long – comes from. Unfortunately none of the sites we have visited publishes any information about this.
Could it be that there are towns, scattered throughout the world where, a few years ago, all the women had long flowing locks? Are these towns now full of women with short cuts? If there are, how much did they receive, when they sold their lifetime’s growth of virgin (untreated) hair to the hair seller? We hope it was more than £700.